Excuse me while I set you on fire.

[blackbird__fly]

So apparently our computer's Windows has a broken leg, or a brain tumor, or pneumonia or something. Anyway, it's totally fucked over by at least two viruses (virii?), one of them being the Trojan virus and another that downloads and installs random, useless, and annoying programs. When Patrick tried to start the computer up this morning, it got to

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[blackbird__fly]

Yeah, we figure it was from all the porn Patrick watched while I was away. It probably wouldn't have been a problem if he would have used Mozilla instead of IE... *narrows eyes*

[crunchyfishstix]

mmmmmm....porn...

[blackbird__fly]

*shakes fist*

By the way, I got Windows working and removed four problems with the spyware checker, but a little Norton window just popped up and said, "Congratulations! You have the Trojan Horse virus and we can't do anything about it!" or something to that effect.

Ooh, there it is again!

[lovebrigade]

Edmonton sucks anyway. I should know, I was raised there.

[spider_frog]

For spyware try :
http://www.spychecker.com/program/spybot.html
http://www.spychecker.com/program/adaware.html

Have both, both work, and both are free!

[blackbird__fly]

Oh, we have a spyware blocker already. But I know we have viruses and we were going to just wipe the hard drive, but now we can't even get Windows to start up properly. After this there'll be no more using Internet Explorer, EVER! *shakes fist*

[pillzz]

Chooooooga!

[blackbird__fly]

...?

[pillzz]

You wasted a precious response on THIS? Hah, I should just start replying to all of your posts with random pretend words!