You challenging me to a match on Nintendo? I'm the best, son, and that ain't pretend-o. Lets go ahead and play. I'll knock you out of my way. You'll be dead by the battle's crescendo.
Your skills are weak and can barely master 8bit. You make Deadly Towers look like a hit. No matter how hard you try, know you can't best this. Cuz I'm sitting with yo mom playing Tetris Next piece is a stick and I'm about plug that shit.
What the fuck is with your gimmick? I thought we were supposed to use limericks. And so your deed, Proves you can't read, And you're weak like the Chronicles of Riddick.
This girl, her weight was preposterous. The well in her stomach, it was bottomless. I wanted to fuck her, but all I could muster was, "Bitch, are you a hippopotamus?"
This bar last night, man it was the bomb. Straight blowin' up like Vietnam. The girls there were money, bagged this fly honey. PS - Tim, she was your mom.
I feel bad for you if you think my mom's hot. I can't believe you put your nickel in her coin slot. I guess it's to each his own, In the matter of who you bone. Your whole field of vision must be a blind spot.
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I'm the best, son, and that ain't pretend-o.
Lets go ahead and play.
I'll knock you out of my way.
You'll be dead by the battle's crescendo.
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You make Deadly Towers look like a hit.
No matter how hard you try, know you can't best this.
Cuz I'm sitting with yo mom playing Tetris
Next piece is a stick and I'm about plug that shit.
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I thought we were supposed to use limericks.
And so your deed,
Proves you can't read,
And you're weak like the Chronicles of Riddick.
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The well in her stomach, it was bottomless.
I wanted to fuck her,
but all I could muster
was, "Bitch, are you a hippopotamus?"
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Straight blowin' up like Vietnam.
The girls there were money,
bagged this fly honey.
PS - Tim, she was your mom.
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I can't believe you put your nickel in her coin slot.
I guess it's to each his own,
In the matter of who you bone.
Your whole field of vision must be a blind spot.
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her vaginal cavity: cavernous.
But trust, you would see
if you were me
when it comes to DVDA she's the best.
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but this point I should impress.
Your mother's love muffin
tastes like Stove-Top Stuffin'.
Really Tim, it was the best.
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