Rhyme Thyme, Part Deuce

Aug 21, 2007 13:32

OK, now post rhymes that are generally insulting. Limericks seemed to work.

GO!

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blackbeard_tron August 21 2007, 17:39:03 UTC
You challenging me to a match on Nintendo?
I'm the best, son, and that ain't pretend-o.
Lets go ahead and play.
I'll knock you out of my way.
You'll be dead by the battle's crescendo.

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omg_spoilerz August 21 2007, 17:59:57 UTC
Your skills are weak and can barely master 8bit.
You make Deadly Towers look like a hit.
No matter how hard you try, know you can't best this.
Cuz I'm sitting with yo mom playing Tetris
Next piece is a stick and I'm about plug that shit.

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blackbeard_tron August 21 2007, 18:32:02 UTC
What the fuck is with your gimmick?
I thought we were supposed to use limericks.
And so your deed,
Proves you can't read,
And you're weak like the Chronicles of Riddick.

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alruff August 21 2007, 18:41:44 UTC
GOD DAMN IT. That was me. Feel free to rhyme about my LJ ineptitude.

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evilgoatbob August 21 2007, 19:20:44 UTC
This girl, her weight was preposterous.
The well in her stomach, it was bottomless.
I wanted to fuck her,
but all I could muster
was, "Bitch, are you a hippopotamus?"

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evilgoatbob August 22 2007, 04:26:34 UTC
This bar last night, man it was the bomb.
Straight blowin' up like Vietnam.
The girls there were money,
bagged this fly honey.
PS - Tim, she was your mom.

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blackbeard_tron August 22 2007, 12:15:31 UTC
I feel bad for you if you think my mom's hot.
I can't believe you put your nickel in her coin slot.
I guess it's to each his own,
In the matter of who you bone.
Your whole field of vision must be a blind spot.

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evilgoatbob August 22 2007, 12:24:03 UTC
It's true, I will confess,
her vaginal cavity: cavernous.
But trust, you would see
if you were me
when it comes to DVDA she's the best.

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evilgoatbob August 22 2007, 14:21:15 UTC
Sorry, I hate to digress,
but this point I should impress.
Your mother's love muffin
tastes like Stove-Top Stuffin'.
Really Tim, it was the best.

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