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[blackbeard_tron]

OK, here's something that could be fun. Reply to this post with your best rhyming skills. Here's the catch though, you need to be self-deprecating. I suppose rhyme scheme doesn't matter, but we'll start off with limericks.

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[ketchup_bottle]

first day back at work
it about drove me bizurk
now i'm so fresh and so clean
so glad i escaped hurricane dean
but now my stomach is in knots
i need some pepto from big lots....