The things my mother says:

[black_solstice]

DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND
One of the first things she said the moment she got home. I said no, of course.

At least you're not crazy.
After I told my mom I got a D in History.

I bought this for you because it has peace signs on it!
Apparently, peace signs remind my mom of me. :)

Your life is too scandalous! Can you just go back to being a 'lesbian'?
As if

Comments

[luxpalatinus]

Your mom.

I'll leave it at that, hahaha XD

[ghost_autonomy]

I don't think you're too westernized at all. :p

[black_solstice]

Thanks. That makes me feel a bit better. :)