[o21] entry

[black_mauser]

hainey is just a lazy lazy little bastard isn't he, he's not even trying anymore. doesn't even want to wake up anymore. i really doubt he'll stand for it, but who knows, maybe hainey just doesn't want to be around anymore.

wouldn't fucking blame him.

oh and mr. clergyman, i'm still waiting for you.

Comments

[boozeplz]

Haineeeeee.

[black_mauser]

hainey's not here right now, rodent. try again later when i give a shit.

[boozeplz]

Whether or not you give a shit doesn't matter to me, sorry.

So, is there some kind of incantation to get rid of you? 'Cause you kind of suck.

[black_mauser]

hm, well i guess we can bond over a mutual fucking disinterest.

oh i'm sorry about that, and i'm sure itsy bitch hainey is so much better. but no, hainey is letting me stay, so you can take that up with him if he ever wants to come back. i don't think he wants to talk to you.

[boozeplz]

Aw, best friends forever!

Yeah, he's about a million times better. Who would want your bitchy ass for company? Well, I wanna talk to him.

[black_mauser]

charming really, i can tell why hainey fucking likes you so much.

well he's not going to talk to you because there's not a damn thing he can do about it. maybe i can let him know if it's so fucking important.

[boozeplz]

I know, I'm irresistible.

Tell him I love him! that he needs to put you back in your place so I can give him a biiiig kiss 'cause I missed him. Unless you'd prefer I just kiss you instead.

[black_mauser]

hm, well i'm going to screen his calls and tell you no, i'm not telling him shit. because i like it here, and haine just doesn't let me out enough, it's hard just waiting for him to sleep, you know? endlessly frustrating.

you won't fucking touch me, or haine. understand me, dear?

[boozeplz]

What, I thought you were s'posed to be a tough guy, and now you can't even keep 'itsy bitch Hainey' at bay? Just tell him!

Pucker up~

[black_mauser]

well as tragic as it is, i'm not normally the one in charge, and it's not for lack of trying. it's the same reason you haven't had your throat slit during the night. it's why hainey doesn't sleep, you know. tries real fucking hard.

you really want to test this?

[boozeplz]

Aw, I must have given you too much credit, then.

[black_mauser]

oh i'm sorry, shall we try again, then? i'd be happy to adjust your opinion of all of this.

[boozeplz]

Howso?

[black_mauser]

come pay me a visit, maybe hainey will want to see you in person. you never know.

[boozeplz]

Maybe I will.

[black_mauser]

well then, come on down. i'm sure all of this will sort itself out when hainey gets to see you again. he missed you while you were gone, getting dragged out of bed and into the hallway. naughty boy, now aren't you?