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[black_bachika]

PEOPLE I AM GOING TO KILL:

DAYAKKA
ROSSIU
THAT FUCKER ALEN OR WHATEVER FROM THAT CAKE SHOP WHO THINKS HE CAN SNEAK INTO KIYAL'S ROOM WHILE I AM SLEEPING IN THE ROOM NEXT DOOR.

MY NIECES ARE CUTE THOUGH.

ROSSIU. I BROUGHT YOU A GIFT. IT'S A CATAPULT. JUST SIT IN IT, I'LL DO THE REST.

Comments

[is_a_driller]

...you want to launch Rossiu in a catapult?

[iliedpeopledied]

You still haven't justified yourself.

[black_bachika]

I AIN'T ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT THE FUTURE.

BUT I'M JUSTIFIED.

TRUST ME.

[iliedpeopledied]

So you want to punish me for a deed that I may or may not perform in the future?

[black_bachika]

YEAH, THAT'S ABOUT THE GIST OF IT.

[iliedpeopledied]

Unbelievable.

[black_bachika]

UNBELIEVABLE IS WHAT PEOPLE ARE GOING TO SAY WHEN THEY SEE YOUR FACE AFTER I'M DONE WITH IT IF YOU DON'T SHUT YER TRAP.

[rorofightdapowa]

NO NO!!! CATAPULT!!!

[is_a_driller]

I-I'm sure he won't really catapult you, Rossiu!

[iliedpeopledied]

The entire concept is ridiculous.

[is_a_driller]

Did he really even buy one??

[rorofightdapowa]

I built it during the disaster.

[is_a_driller]

Why'd you build a catapult, Aniki?

[rorofightdapowa]

I was bored out of my mind so I built it. Dad launched me with it. It was metal.

[is_a_driller]

Ah ha. Why don't you just launch... objects or something instead of Rossiu then?

[cleavercatshark]

ITS FAR MORE BADASS TO LAUNCH PEOPLE.