Rude awakening...

[blaadyblah]

So there I am, gently slumbering when the sound of one of my cats being chased by one of the local Toms rouses me from my doze. In one of those twists that you couldn't write if you stayed up all night, I rolled over at precisely the moment that little cat leapt through the window, so by the time she hit the deck, my face was it

Comments

[dobablo]

Sounds like a wasted opportunity to practise sleeping with your eyes open.

Try using shaving accident, robotninjapirates, fell asleep while polishing collection of samari swords or taken a job as assistant to a trainee knife thrower.

[blaadyblah]

thank you!

[dmwcarol]

Had a run in with a demonic staple remover

Attacked by a swarm of very sharp bees

You were teaching the cutlery to pole dance

No-body warned you that pomegrantes explode when you add cinnamon

[blaadyblah]

Oh I do like the pole dancing cutlery!

[liz_lowlife]

Just accept the fact that you are a fucking chav and it was in your nature not to avoid a jolly good punch up!

[blaadyblah]

heh

hippychav, that's a new one.

[liz_lowlife]

Yeah we'll rip you up and make you grow a beard or we'll knife you innit?

[blaadyblah]

A little bird tells me there's supposed to be a 'Bruv' on the end of that somewhere... innit, Bruv?

[whotheheckami]

Sarah says, "It turns put having pussy on your face isn't always good"

She's here all week, try the veal ;@) x

[blaadyblah]

It was either you or Beloved and he's asleep. I just thought it'd be sooner... ;)

[azekeil]

An unfortunate altercation with a misplaced and particularly evil jar of paperclips?