OH HOW MUCH DO I HATE LAUREN????????

[bjeanbaby]

oh, id say with the passion of 100 000 000 000 razor sharp daggers piercing her heart(if she in fact has one). now that shes the 'logistics supervisor' her ability to be the fakest bitch on the planet has raised about a hundred notches. UGGHHHHH!!!! if you could just hear the way she speaks to people...namly me

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[royal_tenenbaum]

is she the mildly attractive one(very mild)? with the tatoo on her lower back..so when you're ramming her from behind, you have something to concentrate on..by the way..have you heard the new jack johnson cd? so good!

[bjeanbaby]

mildly attractive...???

oh you must be kidding
i think im going to throw up

and i have not heard the new JJ album
good though huh..
hes good summertime music, so perhaps picking it up will lighten my mood...

[royal_tenenbaum]

okay okay...she's pretty gross...but i think there was one night where i just wanted to ram her...it must have been when i didnt get any play for a really long time.

and new jj is really really really good. it'll lighten the mood for sure. havent talked to you in a while thoug. hope things are well. and bitches are bitchen.

[__________ghost]

lauren is a fucking idiot.
if we are talking about the same one....the one i worked with in men's. the one with the same haircut as the lead singer of the moffats with the two stupid blonde streaks and then all brown at the back lauren.

all she did all day was talk about her clubbing friends and dj's she knows and partying it up with all these raver drugs.....and while she would tell me, i would literally rather dip my head in the toilets....ahahaha.

i made an entry about her before at my old LJ "rebelution" so she's basically been a OLD NAVY for life motherfucker....here's the entry from 2003 regarding Lauren

i got in trouble all day at work too.
i got shit on because one of my co-workers complained that i took a half hour break as opposed to my 15 minute break.
GIVE ME A FUCKIN BREAK U RANCID BITCH, i just mopped the floor your stank ass is walking on. and it wasnt a half hour, it was a 20 minute break. meanwhile back at the fucking ranch, she takes 50 minute 15 minute breaks. and i dont say shit to anyone...why? because i could

[uridisee]

Simply put, Lauren is a cunt.

There is no two ways about it. She just is. And what pisses me off even more is that she now has the supervisor title that a handful of us still had up until a couple weeks ago. I can tell she is way too pleased with herself. Just stand behind a fixture and watch her as she LODs, the way she flits about, walking just a little straighter, just a little prouder, wearing dressier clothes, jingling her keys like they alone will redeem her past as a heartless bitch.

I've been told by Brian that I just don't know the real Lauren and that she has potential to be a real good friend and colleague. He told me to look to her shipment team for insight into her as a person. Hey Brian FYI, her shipment team hates her. The whole store hates her. She will not change. That set of keys does not change a person.

[__________ghost]

i love you jenny wei.... a cunt. ahhaahha perfect.

i think she goes home and literally jerks off to a logo prize. or maybe even with it.

and tell brian to shut the fuck up....aahahah.

[salomen_jenny]

you know, that's exactly how i pictured her from your description. only maybe a little less pale.