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bitter_brother

Challenge: When I woke up the next morning...

Jun 03, 2006 22:43

When I woke up the next morning - completely unsure of how I got back to the hotel or who got my pants off or why there was a dead canary in my mouth (or what tasted like it) - Warren was asleep next to me. I started to piece everything together.
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kara, challenge, warren

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kara_marie June 4 2006, 05:48:23 UTC

You made out with Remus?

bitter_brother June 4 2006, 05:51:26 UTC

I'm trying to decide if first-person fiction is for me.

Of course I didn't. His boyfriend would kill me. Warren would kill me.

kara_marie June 4 2006, 06:02:05 UTC

I cannot believe you made out with REMUS and then did with me!

... And then TOLD THE WHOLE INTERNET ABOUT IT. I can't believe you!

bitter_brother June 4 2006, 06:06:05 UTC

I didn't.

I--

I didn't.

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i_warren June 4 2006, 05:57:04 UTC

THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH FOR COMPARING ME TO PREGNANT BITCHES AND TITS. WE ALL KNOW I'M A FUCKING FATTY FAT FAT FAT, WHY DON'T YOU JUST POST PICTURES OF ME SHIRTLESS AND GET IT OVER WITH???

bitter_brother June 4 2006, 05:59:40 UTC

You USED to be fat. You aren't anymore. Stop crying, you big baby.

Where are the shirtless photos??!

i_warren June 4 2006, 06:02:56 UTC

I'M WORKING UNDER THE ASSUMPTION YOU TAKE THEM WHILE I'M SLEEPING AND MANIPULATE THEM FOR YOUR OWN AMUSEMENT.

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I MADE A POST ABOUT YOUR...

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UM...

YOUR FACE!

bitter_brother June 4 2006, 06:04:36 UTC

Stop fucking waving that gun around, doofus. You're going to hurt yourself.

And it's your fault that my face looks like this, anyway.

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jon_r_meyers June 4 2006, 07:13:52 UTC

Jon? ...Haha. No.

*raised eyebrow* How am I supposed to understand that? *amused*

alan_shore June 4 2006, 14:31:14 UTC

With great difficulty?

bitter_brother June 4 2006, 14:43:09 UTC

Maybe next time you'll take my cut-tag seriously.

jon_r_meyers June 4 2006, 15:42:58 UTC

Very funny, Alan.

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alan_shore June 4 2006, 14:30:50 UTC

I'm ashamed to have muddled through all of that. Which, granted, was probably your intent.

Third-person objective next time, please. Like an indictment.

bitter_brother June 4 2006, 14:41:35 UTC

Okay. Like, "Alan Shore received a crippling beating from one Tucker Wells"? Like that?

And seriously, I'll let you in on a secret: it was SUPPOSED to be muddled. The content was fictional, but waking up hungover and vaguely guilty ...I was going for realism.

alan_shore June 4 2006, 16:21:15 UTC

That's less an indictment and more a daydream brilliantly realized in the textual medium because the author, already having been charged with a crime, is all too aware that while assaulting a well-known attorney might do him some favors with a certain variety of judge, it's not ever going to look good to a jury.

Why fiction? I have some difficulty believing you'd find your actual drunken regrets too tedious to warrant a quick post and dozens of supportive comments.