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biteisbigger

Twentieth Bite || Fourth Wall

May 29, 2011 23:54

[ You, my good sir, madam, or thing have just been run into. Absolutely accidentally, at that, because Kisa went and stumbled in mid-pursuit of a divebomb-happy Togetic and just pitched forward.

If you so happen to catch her, one of two things will happen.

IF you are female or non-human or of Zodiac fame, you will have just been collided into by ( Read more... )

this is not a kitten, the tiger fails tonight, don't tease the tiger, bite is much bigger, the sohma family is the best family, i need an adult, fourth wall shenanigans

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usednastyplot May 30 2011, 12:40:21 UTC

[Hey Kisa, I was just trying to get rid of the mass of fairy and pixie Pokémon following me while Diana tries to bit the tails off Azelf when WHUMP!

Oh, no! Kisa, I thought we were past the hugging thing!

Just coughs and tries to waft away the orange smoke first (was Kisa holding a Dyed Smoke Ball for emergencies?)

Oh, well, he's pretty sure he saw a flash of Kisa before they collided so he'll speak anyway.]

Kisa? I'm sorry, did I hurt you?

[Tries to squint pass the smoke while Azelf and Diana come over to see what's going on.]

biteorflight May 30 2011, 21:21:06 UTC

[ utter silence.

Most likely because there's a tiger cub trying to burrow under her clothes. ]

usednastyplot May 30 2011, 21:56:05 UTC

[Artemis just stands there, looking down at the bundle of clothes with a tail sticking out of it while Diana sniffs said pile curiously.

He crouches down and tentatively plucks a garment between his fingers, gently lifting it up ever so slightly to peer at the cub.]

biteorflight May 31 2011, 01:31:36 UTC

[ and the cub currently has her paws over her eyes. Don't mind her. ]

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biteorflight May 30 2011, 21:21:31 UTC

... [ NOT REALLY. ]

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biteorflight May 30 2011, 21:32:35 UTC

[ nod.

Please. She'd rather not bite you. ]

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on_myhonor May 30 2011, 18:30:40 UTC

[ Flynn automatically starts to apologize to whomever he bumped into, but it doesn't take very long for him to realize that there's a large cat cub in his hands instead of the person he'd been expecting. ]

...huh?

biteorflight May 30 2011, 21:22:04 UTC

[ sorry, Flynn. You being unfamiliar means this baby cat is CHOMPING. ]

on_myhonor May 30 2011, 21:33:22 UTC

Nngh-! [ Ok really now, surprise kitty, that hurt! Flynn flinches and fumbles a bit, but doesn't actively drop the cub - a scared bite is no reason to drop the poor thing. ]

biteorflight May 31 2011, 01:30:42 UTC

[ sorry, Flynn! She actually looks apologetic. ]

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aiyaa4000years May 30 2011, 23:50:31 UTC

I've got you, aru!

[Have a China who's now the size as Kisa... when she's human.]

biteorflight May 31 2011, 01:24:38 UTC

[ ... what. ]

aiyaa4000years May 31 2011, 01:40:03 UTC

[China gasps when the weight in his arms suddenly changes only to find himself holding a tiger cub. It takes him awhile to find his voice.]

I-I'm sorry, aru! [He bows his head several times.]

I didn't know touching you would make you like this!

biteorflight May 31 2011, 01:54:06 UTC

[ both ears flick and the tail lashes a bit agitatedly. It's not his fault, but she's still not very happy. ]

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talkinyourhead May 31 2011, 02:48:59 UTC

[ Machi is just going to quietly pick herself up from being knocked over. ]

...Sorry.

biteisbigger June 2 2011, 05:59:33 UTC

... I-I'm sorry...

talkinyourhead June 3 2011, 00:26:44 UTC

[ Soft shake of the head. ]

It's....fine.

biteisbigger June 3 2011, 01:42:33 UTC

... Are you okay...?

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