Raba-kun's scared but not running

[bitchy_model]

Somehow I've managed to keep myself away from football, even though there's been many-a-chillins trying to get me to toss the pigskin around.

I mean, OMG! What if I break a nail? Aint no way I'm going to get my ghetto fabulous booty out there with sweaty men.

Tomorrow is my shopping pampering spree. Mmm. Bath and Body Works....

Comments

[shin_up]

You need some form of exercise Sakuraba-clone...Mr. Haruto...Saku...uh...whatever. And shopping doesn't count.

I think the Water-Boy position hasn't been taken yet...

[bitchy_model]

Oh just call me Raba-kun, sugar. It makes me feel all ghetto fabulous.

Water-boy? What does he do? I am unfamiliar with your big tough sportsboy lingo.

[shin_up]

Ok...Raba-kun.

The Water-Boy's job is to hydrate the players during games. Basically, you just remember to bring out a water cooler (with water) and empty cups/water bottles. Mmm, nice strong arms.

[bitchy_model]

Oh that doesn't sound so incredibly bad. And I get nice cold water if I get dehydrated from watchin' you folk duke it out.

Do I have to apply or something? I'm sure my agent will like me doing.. some uh.... community service.

[sigh_fatass]

Bath and Body works...? Mmmm...Mango Mandarin makes me hungry. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME? Thanks a lot, now I must go eat to make myself feel better. ;_;

[bitchy_model]

Oh, honey~ I'm terribly terribly sorry. But if you must eat, I suggest American Burger and that is NOT my agent talking. ^o~

[i_am_kick_ass]

If you break a nail, you can just get a new one, right?

[bitchy_model]

Yes but it takes faaaar too long and I will have this hideous looking nail.

[03_everest]

It would help a lot if you participated in more practices, Sakuraba. >:(

[bitchy_model]

Not going to happen, sugar.

[_kusochibi]

Um...well, football isn't all about bulk and sweaty men, you know. Like me--I'm not bulky, but I still play! It's really fun once you get past how horrifying it is. :D

P-pampering...? I-isn't that...something that girls do...? Usually when they're heart-broken like me?

[bitchy_model]

I don't think I'll look too grand with all those shoulder pads on and I am NOT going to get helmet hair. No way, nuh uh.

Anyone can pamper. Heartbroken or not. I should take you on a pamper-spree one day.