Fandom: Harry Potter

[bitch_spork]

I stumbled across this horror on the JUST IN page of the Pit. It just screamed to be sporked, so I had to oblige, assisted by my son, Jim, who is far more familiar with HP canon than I. He also helped make sure the voices of guest sporkers Sirius Black and Remus Lupin were in character.

FACE DOWN REMIX

SUMMARY: Rewritten version of my old story,

Comments

[my_crimson_rose]

My god. What WAS that...? O.o

As a major fan of the HP books, this was... this was... it wasn't even blasphemy, it was just... wtf. WHAT DID THIS FIC HAVE TO TO WITH HARRY POTTER EXCEPT FOR THE NAMES? -___-'''

[ssauei_ssui]

What...? What...? Did I miss something? Exactly why was this reporter asking questions about an over-and-done abusive relationship? Why were they in Paris? Are Sirius and Remus married/civil partners? I'm so confused... *flails*

But I LOVE your spork. Remus and Sirius joining the sporkage party FTW! I can't be sure about IC-ness, since they would never be in this situation in canon, but I thought you kept them IC for the scene and did a wonderful (and lol-worthy) job with their reactions to their unfortunate discovery of badfic. :)