Voicemail

[bitch_prince]

It's almost silent, but in the distance, Arthur's voice can be made out if you put your mind to it.

"...Merlin, I hardly need your help to figure out this... voice... thing." A short silence, and then, much, much louder, he continues: "No, I am aware of which direction I am supposed to speak in. The question is, do you have any idea--"

"You have

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Crazy Phone Day!

[always_damp]

"Oh my Miley, you are such a slut leaving things the way you did. If I don't hear from you in like, an hour, I'm so gonna move on. And dude, there is hotness to move on to." Toby paused for effect. "That is a promise."

Phone Hijinks

[rocksthescarf]

[ From here]

"Hm. You can certainly come over here any time you want. I don't recall explaining anything to anybody named Merlin. I think I would remember meeting someone with a name that ridiculous. But, whatever, it might've slipped my mind. Come over whenever you want."

Re: Phone Hijinks

[bitch_prince]

[ to here! ]

[momslilassassin]

[OOC: from here]

"Listen, jackass. I don't even know who you are. There's no reason to be threatening my roommate about some appointment I didn't make."

[bitch_prince]

[[ to here! ]]

[stocksgrrl]

[[ from here. ]]

Hoo boy, this was going to be...interesting.

"Um, hi. So, I...know things kind of got a little awkward between us at the fair and everything, but I really didn't think it got that awkward. I don't know, maybe there's some mistranslation here with the whole very different worlds stuff, but I'd rather not let it stay awkward, you know? So maybe we could get together and talk about it? Because, even if I didn't have a boyfriend, I just met you. And even if I hadn't just met you, I really don't think I'd still be comfortable with putting birds in my pants. I'm sorry if that sounds close-minded, or, whatever, and I don't mean it as an insult at all! I just....that's a little weird for me, gonna admit. Call me back?"

[bitch_prince]

[[ here! ]]

[iruinenglish]

[From here.]

"WHO'S VERONICA? You know what, I didn't even ask you to be around for my birthday, so at least now I know not to worry about you. I'll be gone in a couple days anyway."

[bitch_prince]

[[ and here! ]]