Voicemail

[bitch_prince]

It's almost silent, but in the distance, Arthur's voice can be made out if you put your mind to it.

"...Merlin, I hardly need your help to figure out this... voice... thing." A short silence, and then, much, much louder, he continues: "No, I am aware of which direction I am supposed to speak in. The question is, do you have any idea--"

"You have

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[stocksgrrl]

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Hoo boy, this was going to be...interesting.

"Um, hi. So, I...know things kind of got a little awkward between us at the fair and everything, but I really didn't think it got that awkward. I don't know, maybe there's some mistranslation here with the whole very different worlds stuff, but I'd rather not let it stay awkward, you know? So maybe we could get together and talk about it? Because, even if I didn't have a boyfriend, I just met you. And even if I hadn't just met you, I really don't think I'd still be comfortable with putting birds in my pants. I'm sorry if that sounds close-minded, or, whatever, and I don't mean it as an insult at all! I just....that's a little weird for me, gonna admit. Call me back?"

[bitch_prince]

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