THE BAD TRANSLATION MEME

[whoisthatchild]

1) Post your character
2) Have a conversation
3) Before you post the reply, run it through this.
4) Go 'wat' a lot.

By the way.

"1) Post your character 2) Have a conversation 3) Before you post the reply, run it through this. 4) Go 'wat' a lot. "

...56 translations later we get:

") 3) response 4). ""

"I love you, Mostly Harmless."...56

Comments

[enliventheworld]

"I'm not interested in ordinary humans, but if you're an alien, time traveler, or esper, please come see me."

...56 translations later we get:

"After leaving the country in general, I do not care."

[enliventheworld]

"It isn't necessary for me to care about anything. "

...56 translations later we get:

"There are reasons for concern."

BRUCE WAYNE | WHY AM I POSTING HERE I HAVE A MIDTERM TOMORROW

[sturmnbatarangs]

"I am vengeance! I am the night! I am Batman!"

becomes

"Adah Eve my soldiers."

This experiment also leads me to believe that "batman" means soldier in Thai, which is too cool for words.

Re: BRUCE WAYNE | WHY AM I POSTING HERE I HAVE A MIDTERM TOMORROW

[flyintotheworld]

I put in 'Batman' by itself and it stayed Batman until it got to Persian, when it became 'Maid' and eventually 'Girl.'

Batman is internationally, a girl.

Re: BRUCE WAYNE | WHY AM I POSTING HERE I HAVE A MIDTERM TOMORROW

[spoilsofvictory]

Maybe.

But an awesome girl.

this is the best I have by ways of female Batmen 8(a

and then this chick who cares about her

[worldturnsshiny]

"You mean to say... as in sex?" ... "Hell with this. I'm gonna live!"

aka my o kaylee u slay me quote becomes

"White ... นอกจากนี้ในการแสดง! I live!"

soooo basically what everyone else hears when they listen to cowboy slang mixed with badly-pronounced Chinese

Re: and then this chick who cares about her

[00ne]

/NODS SLOWLY AND ...doesn't smile :c

Re: and then this chick who cares about her

[worldturnsshiny]

"...You alright, Heero?"

...56 translations later we get:

"... Silicon oolitovi Hey!"

....why is this meme setting out to make her even more incomprehensible

Re: and then this chick who cares about her

[00ne]

"Why aren't you doing your homework CORINNE 8T"

56 later

"Korina"

8|a huh.

A: she is always totally incomprehensible

Yes, Deb, I love this line THIS MUCH

[missthewoman]

"On the other hand, proper Victorian ladies didn't usually drug men and leave them handcuffed naked to a hotel bed. And she had kissed him first. Maybe he shouldn't worry so much."
=
"When his wife Victoria, a state that work directly strange, naked except for a man tied to the bed and starts. Problem ..."

lol

[holmes_blogger]

"I'm never going to live that down, am I?"

...56 translations later we get:

"In my life."

♥

[missthewoman]

Never. In your life. I mean...

"What's to live down? You really don't need to worry."

...get:

"We're interested or not."

[holmes_blogger]

"Or not? Well that's rather vague."

...56 translations later we get:

"It is not a member of our heritage is not enough."

Jason Todd | Batman/DCU

[undeadsidekick]

"That one dead robin."

...10 translations later we get:

"This is Death Race."

... Yeah sure, why the hell not.

also for funsies.

[undeadsidekick]

Also I take this to mean that Bad Translator approves of the Morrison look.

"If you can't trust the Red Hood, scourge of the underworld..."

...50 translations later we get:

"Red Hat is not a crime ..."

Re: Jason Todd | Batman/DCU

[lone_defender]

"That's a movie, isn't it?"

...56 translations later we get:

"No moment."