Any character who pretends they aren't a virgin talking to someone they've boasted to and/or have a crush on and having a unicorn come up and ask if the pretty virgin will play with their mane.
I'M SORRY IN ADVANCE FOR THIS BEING HIDEOUSLY TL;DR AND STUPID
Playing 'Risk' with two people is roughly the equivalent of two people playing Scrabble-- it's an extensive effort, and has the potential to get boring fairly quickly. It's a game that requires negotiation and tactical skills, after all: the theme of it is world domination, and even if it is just a board game, played out on a rather ridiculously colorful map, things like that should never be taken so lightly.
"Your turn."
Sherlock has his hands clasped in front of him in customary fashion, his palms flat against each other, his nose resting on the tip of his middle finger. He's started with the Southern Europe, the Baltics-- all those small countries, they were easily overlooked-- and is now eying Holmes' plastic army warily, noting that Holmes is considering Kazakhstan. Dangerous, dangerous, too close to my own starting point for comfort, Sherlock thinks, and he furrows his brows, watching Holmes purposefully shuffle through his Risk cards.
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Playing 'Risk' with two people is roughly the equivalent of two people playing Scrabble-- it's an extensive effort, and has the potential to get boring fairly quickly. It's a game that requires negotiation and tactical skills, after all: the theme of it is world domination, and even if it is just a board game, played out on a rather ridiculously colorful map, things like that should never be taken so lightly.
"Your turn."
Sherlock has his hands clasped in front of him in customary fashion, his palms flat against each other, his nose resting on the tip of his middle finger. He's started with the Southern Europe, the Baltics-- all those small countries, they were easily overlooked-- and is now eying Holmes' plastic army warily, noting that Holmes is considering Kazakhstan. Dangerous, dangerous, too close to my own starting point for comfort, Sherlock thinks, and he furrows his brows, watching Holmes purposefully shuffle through his Risk cards.
Does he have an army set, ( ... )
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this was so much fun to read XD
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no I don't actually expect anyone to do this I just want to make her/Bruce muse angry
/uses worst possible icon to tag
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Alternatively, commenting on a film as they're watching it.
Even more alternatively, Bruce is coaching the not!Robin in how to be not!Batman. Go.
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/watches corinne rage
/hi-5
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Particularly the Mufasa Cloud scene. :|
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