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Oh hey! We can post memes here too!

Oct 23, 2011 23:35

Hello friends! I've been wanting to post this for a while, and since I think it's best posted on a community than as an open meme, I am kind of proud to present to you....

G's Makeout Meme!!

The Rulez:
1) Post with your characters.
2) Other characters will reply to yours with the name of another character who has already posted. (They can reply ( Read more... )

meme, all you new people better comment, tagbomb this post or so help me, and everybody will be singing it, man the lifeboats, !!!!!dickpoints!!!!!, memes control the world, better than jello

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Garrus Vakarian | Mass Effect rocketfaced October 24 2011, 05:39:12 UTC

[YOU KNOW. TO MAKE THINGS AWFUL.]

Re: Garrus Vakarian | Mass Effect rocketfaced October 25 2011, 05:19:55 UTC

Well. Uh.

Assuming there'll be a next time. You never know. What with the drive and the messes it causes.

Re: Garrus Vakarian | Mass Effect reigninginstars October 25 2011, 05:36:31 UTC

I wouldn't mind there being a next time.

[With that being said, Shepard bent down and retrieved the datapad Garrus had dropped earlier, flashing a grin as she handed it back to him. She then took a couple backward steps.]

I'll see you around, Garrus?

Re: Garrus Vakarian | Mass Effect rocketfaced October 25 2011, 16:01:20 UTC

[Yup. Mental BSoD going on right about now]

[In fact, it's only muscle memory that allows Garrus to grip onto the datapad as Shepard begins walking away]

Uh... sure.

Re: Garrus Vakarian | Mass Effect reigninginstars October 25 2011, 19:09:44 UTC

Heh.

[Amused Shepard is amused. Holds up a hand to wave momentarily before skittering out of there.]

Re: Garrus Vakarian | Mass Effect didhishomework October 24 2011, 07:25:35 UTC

.......

[Why.]

Re: Garrus Vakarian | Mass Effect rocketfaced October 24 2011, 07:27:00 UTC

[STARE]

Can... I help you?

Re: Garrus Vakarian | Mass Effect didhishomework October 25 2011, 02:05:08 UTC

...uh... if... I were to kiss you, where would I have to do that?

Re: Garrus Vakarian | Mass Effect rocketfaced October 25 2011, 05:22:21 UTC

I'll make it easy for you:

You don't.

Re: Garrus Vakarian | Mass Effect didhishomework October 25 2011, 05:49:25 UTC

[...]

Very good answer.

Re: Garrus Vakarian | Mass Effect rocketfaced October 25 2011, 16:06:16 UTC

[He's going to have to explain this 743827984 times by the time this meme is through]

Look, if you kiss me, you can get an allergic reaction, and then you can probably die. Same goes with me.

Re: Garrus Vakarian | Mass Effect wingsofsilver October 24 2011, 08:11:24 UTC

[... oh... jesus...]

Tell me you can't die. Please.

Re: Garrus Vakarian | Mass Effect rocketfaced October 24 2011, 14:28:50 UTC

Why? Are you gonna try to kill me?

Re: Garrus Vakarian | Mass Effect wingsofsilver October 24 2011, 15:26:48 UTC

Probably just myself.

Re: Garrus Vakarian | Mass Effect rocketfaced October 24 2011, 15:47:22 UTC

Look, if this is about the whole kissing thing, it's a pretty bad idea, even if you really do wanna kill yourself.

Cross-species fluid exchange can be lethal to both of us, and I'd rather not deal with that embarrassment.

Re: Garrus Vakarian | Mass Effect wingsofsilver October 24 2011, 15:48:36 UTC

... excuse me? [He didn't really just hear that, did he? Because he might start laughing. Hysterically.]

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