How was everyone's Halloween? :)

( Ours was Pretty Good... )

Well, I'm back to being human again ( Read more... )

There was an attack today in the coop. I saved the day, naturally. Everyone was in a panic completely losing their minds (they're chickens afterall), but I remained calm and handled the situation. It was a ferret. I pecked its eyes out (not literally, that would be gross). I'm pretty much a hero now. The girls have all totally ditched the ( Read more... )

Happy Birthday, Scarlett ( Read more... )

I won my fights. Yes, all three of them. My bruises still haven't gone away, but the cuts have scabbed up nicely. I didn't kill anybody, but I did give them debilitating injuries that meant the fight could not continue. Poor guys, most likely they were disposed of afterward. I feel pretty bad, but I wasn't really given a choice. Apparently ( Read more... )

I was not 'destroyed' at the animal shelter, in case anyone was wondering. No thanks to any of you useless douchebags, naturally, and especially to that King of Douches, my darling, caring, ever attentive husband, Draco ( Read more... )

Well, I didn't make it to Hogwarts.

I packed my things and got on the tube to King's Cross. So, on the train some guy had the nerve to kick me and take my suitcase and the change purse that had all my money. Then some stupid lady chased me, picked me up, stuffed me in a grocery bag and took me to an animal shelter. I pecked her a little but she ( Read more... )

Well, I'm still a chicken. Damien is still a chicken. We're both still chickens. Sigh. I don't really mind so much, it's just.. it limits the things one can do. Everything is so much harder when you're a chicken. For example, typing with your beak gives you a headache, and I have cramps from the way I have to twist to manage to use the shift ( Read more... )

So... Damien has the curse.... it was his birthday... and now he's... he's...

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I signed up to be a volunteer firefighter. :D :D :D I passed the test and everything!

It's good because I only have to go in on the weekends and during emergencies, so I don't have to leave the babies during the week.

Pansy, you wanna go out and celebrate? :)