[*charmed for Pansy Parkinson-Weasley and Blaise Zabini-Malfoy only*]

[bishounenblaise]

So Pansy... exactly how attached to Draco are you really? I mean like... if he happened to randomly end up missing or be in a horribly unfortunate accident, you wouldn't stop speaking to me, right?

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[thepissyprince]

HAHAHAHAA. What is Blaise up to?!

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[bishounenblaise]

Well, since it looks like Blaise isn't going to be getting half like he was expecting in a divorce, he is planning to... MURDER DRACO!!! :O He figures, why divorce and get less than half, when he can just do the old man in and get it all, plus the added benefit of Draco never being able to look at another man or woman again (he especially likes that part)! :D

He's pretty enthusiastic about it right now and thinks he's pretty brilliant and badass, but naturally, by the time he actually starts, his attempts will be half-hearted and full of fail. :( Lucky for Draco, Blaise couldn't kill him to save his life!

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[thepissyprince]

Oh my god, that is so funny. So what, Draco'll run his bathwater and Blaise will put a toaster in there?

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[bishounenblaise]

Yes, but he won't know to plug it in first and then when nothing happens and Draco asks him what he's doing he'll say he wanted to "keep the water nice and toasty for his hubby". :D

[perfectpansy]

...what on earth...?

If the accident or him going missing were your doing, I think I might stop speaking to you!!

[bishounenblaise]

But like... not forever, right? Just for like.. maybe a month or something?

[perfectpansy]

Forever!

[bishounenblaise]

But you'll miss me! :( Of course you'll still talk to me, stop being silly.

I can count on you for an alibi, right? We wouldn't want to see me going to jail for silly accidents that I had nothing to do with but have no alibi for, would we. :)