ATTN: Pansy Parkinson

[bishounenblaise]

Um.... Pansy, you're my best friend, so I didn't want to do anything without asking you first...

But, would you mind terribly if I asked Tom out? I mean.. since you're back with Ron and everything and are over him..?

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[carnage_is_cool]

...

I'm not even gay!

[bishounenblaise]

Sure, you're not, Tom. Everyone knows you sleep with guys. You slept with Lucius and I know that for a fact.

[carnage_is_cool]

Who hasn't slept with Lucius, that hardly makes me gay.

What the hell is wrong with you anyway? Since when do you want to 'ask me out'? Generally speaking, you're not my biggest fan.

[bishounenblaise]

Straight men don't sleep with other men. No matter what.

I don't know, you're not so bad, I guess. I mean... you help orphans and stuff and we've gotten closer right? What with both of us sharing the same profession...

[thepissyprince]

You've done a lot of ridiculous things, Blaise, but you never fail to astound me with the new ones you think up in your warped little mind.

Tom? I mean, really? Your need to attract attention to yourself is amazing.

[bishounenblaise]

My need to attract attention to myself is well documented and shouldn't surprise you in the slightest.

Yes, Tom, really. Why not Tom?

I was just thinking... he's not that bad. It's astounding I haven't gone for Tom yet. He's handsome, he's famous (well, no one knows his face, but his name is well known), he's very powerful, which is something that never gets old, he's rich (these days), and most important, he's a parselmouth. I'm wondering why I've hated him so much all these years...

[thepissyprince]

Because he tried to kill me and frequently tried to rape you? Just throwing it out there.

[bishounenblaise]

When has that ever stopped me before?

Well, I won't do it if you're going to be jealous, but don't give me all these silly reasons.

[perfectpansy]

What.

[bishounenblaise]

Wait... is that a no?

Well, he's refusing anyway, but I think I can wear him down given the chance... I mean, if it's okay with you....?

[perfectpansy]

Aren't you married?

[bishounenblaise]

Maybe.... well.. okay, yes. But I'm getting a divorce, probably!

Draco and I aren't... well, we're getting along fine but we're not.. we're not like a couple. It seems like the right thing to do...