everything tastes like detergent...

:(

is it my imagination, or does this seem totally dodgy to you...
I kid you not, I got this email to my HOME account...

Plesant Day,

I have a Job to Offer you, if you Might be intrested in, My name is Leonard Wiliams, I am 48 Years and I work with Simplicity Inc. Ltd.in China. we Extract Raw Materia From Africa to produce textile and fabric which we ( Read more... )

my Adelaide peeps might be interested in this ( Read more... )

huh.
so
todays
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ok... my washing machine is possessed ( Read more... )

Scene? I should say so! Neato Questions So far who did you talk to the most today?: Joh (director) What is the best name for a butler?: Jeeves.... well duh What is the thing ( Read more... )

you know ( Read more... )

I have come to realise one of the few upsides of that time of the month...

One can eat as much chocolate as one pleases and reserve the right to hurt anyone who suggests it might be detrimental to their weight or health.

:)

for those of you who know about my heritage celebrity face recognition...

I've done it with about 5 different photos and I get Halle Berry everytime. WTF? lol
I also get Angelina Jolie, Claire Forlani, Amanda Peet, Katie Curic (who?) Rebecca Romjin, Natalie Imbruglia and even Kate Beckinsale once (mentioned for you nic!).

Interesting...

omg
i don't hear from my landlord for literally 8 months
and then i get a call and he wants to do an inspection when my house is at  its most messiest EVER!

*sigh*

*tidies*

luckily it's just stuff mess, not dirty mess, so apart from the bathroom and the oven, there's no hard scrubbing or anything.