I'm not Josie Grossie anymore!!

[billyduran]

The fan was whirling with shit all day and I have not felt this empowered in a long time. I feel happy and I feel untouchable because I realize today that I don't have to take shit from anyone if I don't want to and my world won't end because of it

Comments

[equusentric]

XD

[billyduran]

XD?

Don't embrace your inner bitch -- STRANGLE her

[constituent]

I'm smart enough, I'm good enough, and dog gone it, people hate me!

Do you ever verbally snap back at these vicious cows? I do that at work all the time or, consequently, get rather snide and say that the barking/complaining will not get the task done any faster.

Example: "If you waited 37 years to get this far in life, I don't think another two hours will be the death of you. And, if it is, then you shouldn't spend the last two hours of your life complaining."

Re: Don't embrace your inner bitch -- STRANGLE her

[billyduran]

Don't mock affirmations!! You bitch!

Re: Don't embrace your inner bitch -- STRANGLE her

[constituent]

You mocked it first. I know when you say that in front of the mirror every morning, it usually leads to a groping session.

[boredevilperson]

Excellent!

This brings to mind that scene from Labyrinth. "YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME! power over me power over me power over me . . ."

[billyduran]

If I actually say that movie it would have been funnier... but is still funny all the same. ;)

[kebias]

Some advice...

Draw up some notes about past incidences of ridiculousness from the harpy crew. Have several specific examples of their retardation when you have to talk to the big guy. Its harder to dismiss a case when there is overwhelming evidence.

I would, however, stop short of making it into a PP presentation. Though images of Tatooine crime lords would be humorous, it may touch a soft spot in your target audience.

[billyduran]

Way ahead of you. I already have two pages of notes. ;)

[kebias]

Jolly good!