So tonight was the jerry's christmas party. I collected 8 free drink tickets and made an ass out of myselfd on the dance floor. But that is nothing compared to the fact that I made the sotre manager come out on the dance floor, danced all crayze and exclaimed to him that he had been served. Which on further review was retarded ( Read more... )

So tommorrow night is the Jerry's Christmas Party. A night that, after I found out it was like a prom kind of dinner and dancing, I was not going to attend. Flash forward to last friday, my boss finds out I am not going from a girl I am working with. He playfully confronts me as to why I am not going. I tell him I am dont feel like it. Then he ( Read more... )

Today somebody showed up to jerry's and wanted me to load doors into their truck.

The trouble was that there was the severed head of a black bear sitting on the spare tire against the cab.

That shit was weird.

I miss my sweatshirt.

It is a strange and surreal time for me right now. Beth and I broke up on sunday. She just came back from Portland and said that we should break up and I said ok. I guess if neither of us were that upset it is probably a good thing ( Read more... )

Also he is very concerned that a strip club can open in a residential neighborhood or now a live sex show emporium next to an elementary school. He blames this on activist judges and claims that oregonians would never vote for such a thing...

Only we did last year. We voted to eliminate most such zoning laws. Mwa ha ha ha.

According to The O'Reilly Factor... and their never wrong, The Oregon Supreme Court has ruled that live sex shows are freedom of expression. So everyone who is still in oregon go out and fuck on your lawn to celebrate.

( Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner This Year )

On Cold Pizza they are interviewing a 12 year old kid about whats going on at TOs house. Now if you think about that for a second, it doesnt make any sense. But then, they started asking the kid, in a very patronizing way, "was there any commotion in the driveway?" and "Was TO shooting hoops in the driveway ( Read more... )

In a poll at wwe.com, 75% of the people who voted want to see Dusty Rhodes wrestle Ric Flair. They are both in their sixties. Vince McMahon doesnt have a time machine. These idiots make wrestling terrible.

on a side note: look at how mad that face is down there. "Arrrggghh! MY BALLS!"