A Hard Bitch

Pt. 1 :: 49 O'Clock

The D.A.  gawked at me, his jaw hanging down against his chicken neck with an expression like he was torn between shaking my cuffed hands or jamming his monogrammed pen into my throat.

Instead, he shuffled in place, shifting his weight from one foot to another and biting his bottom lip.

The wad of chewed bubblegum ( Read more... )

John introduced me to a friend of his from Pittsburgh not too long ago. Erin is a small, meek girl working on her MFA in creative writing. I first saw her in a coffee shop where she gave me a folio of her writing in a plain black folder.

If you're one of my friends interested in the whole English thing you probably listened to me completely gushing ( Read more... )

Thanks to everyone who came out tonight. This turned out to be a pretty swell birthday.

I currently doubt my ability to crawl my way to bed, but still.

thanks, guys.

you're awesome karen and I love the hell out of you.

SAID UP JUMP THE BOOGIE


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Wait, wait, pull over.

Ah shit.

We must not have been paying attention.

We’ve ended up in Post-Everything World.

I think so.

Yeah, the sky’s partly-ironic, so I know so.

We must not have been paying attention.

We were fiddling - all of us - too much with the radio.

Turn around; let’s drive back the way we came.

The exit needs to be ( Read more... )

I posted a video a while ago of The Violent Femmes singing the Spongebob Squarepants themesong. At the time, I thought that was the lamest thing they've ever done.

But no...

No. Holy. Lord. No.

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Its possible everyone has seen this already. But I'll take the risk just because I'm sure if people had, they'd be talking about it every time they mentioned ( Read more... )

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i'd drop a moderately insignificant amount of change, about 17 gp.

to go straight into the purse of the elfin g that killed me

as my pixelated corpse blinksblinksblinks away you see

the 3-frame dancing of the npc's

as into electro ether i'm morphing

I drop - what? - an Elixir of Gorfing?

But what fuck does that do?

Rub it on your broadsword ( Read more... )

Trent Reznor, why must you rock so hard??????1

What's the word that means "well-put," as if I were describing something accurately while speaking or writing.

It's on the tip of my tongue and its driving me FUCKING INSANE,