All I Ever Wanted was a Goldfish, Part XXXVII

[billfl]

I was out shlepping shopping around Wal-Mart last week when on a whim I took a turn through the shoe section. That's when I found a pair of shoes in my own actual size. Now you may not think this is such a big deal, but I wear 14 Wides, so finding shoes I can wear is highly unusual. They were Doc Shoals, with the Gel inserts, and they fit nicely

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Yay, cat update!!

[piowapuff]

oh, um, and sorry about the shoes! Seriously, sorry about the shoes. I know how that goes, or would, if I had dogs. My cats just tend to lounge on my shoes, so they get a mite fuzzy.

But if it makes you feel better, perhaps I should have written, yay, pussy galore update, pussy galore! Adding DANGER and sexy sizzle to your shoe post wherever possible.

[austin_dern]

Well, clearly, Piper's aware of some issue you're overlooking. Maybe the thing to do is split one pair so that one's kept in a safe place, like a savings-and-loan, and the other's left at home to see if she attacks it. And if she does attack it, then you know it was a bad shoe, and you can check the one in storage to see what antisocial behaviors it was developing, like a tendency to make ripoffs of whatever this year's Pixar movie is for the direct-on-DVD-to-confused-grandparents market or giving bad arch support.