The Forlorn and Wailing Efforts of Mine Owne Comme To Naughte

[billazilla]

I had errands to run today, but I was feeling good, so I decided to cook and make some nice meals for me friendsies. Except they were all busy. Or out. Or dropping their PENS on the THING, while I'm TALKING!! (obscure reference, bet you can't guess) So the large pot of 15 Bean Soup that I made, which turned out delicious, went barely untouched

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[iwasyours]

Can we hear about the ones with fucking in them, please?

alright, alright...

[billazilla]

Horny people in the house, I see. I'll post the next naughty dreams I have, then. Just don't be disappointed if the dreams I consider sexy don't make anyone else rub off...

[scintilla72]

> Or dropping their PENS on the THING, while I'm TALKING!!

KEEP YOUR FOOT OFF THAT BLASTED SAMOFLANGE!