Ham, an Australian-born fundamentalist, claims to believe that every word of the Bible is literally true
Well, except for the parts that have been proven beyond all religious mumbo jumbo to be false. Geocentrism, for instance. Mind you, AIG respects the beliefs of the flat-earthers who take that shit literally, but don't let Satan trick you into disbelieving HIS drek just because we have to accept that we're not the center of the universe with the sun, moon and stars going round.
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http://www.cnn.com/2012/07/30/world/europe/johans-ark-noah-dutch/
The owner wants to tow it to Brazil for the Olympics.
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/04/26/dutchman-who-built-giant-ark-of-noah-will-soon-sail-it-to-brazil-sans-animals-and-on-a-barge/
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http://www.nytimes.com/2016/06/11/world/europe/replica-of-noahs-ark-is-damaged-in-oslo-harbor-collision.html
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"er, sir, It's Noah's ark, sir."
"Tell me another story."
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Well, except for the parts that have been proven beyond all religious mumbo jumbo to be false. Geocentrism, for instance. Mind you, AIG respects the beliefs of the flat-earthers who take that shit literally, but don't let Satan trick you into disbelieving HIS drek just because we have to accept that we're not the center of the universe with the sun, moon and stars going round.
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