Sunday Sermonette: Noah and the Beanstalk

[bill_sheehan]

This past week, Ken Ham’s Ark Encounter opened for business in Kentucky

Comments

Arks abound

[pink_halen]

There is a trend in Ark building. This Dutch guy did the same thing. It is currently docked on the Merwede River in the Dutch town of Dordrecht

http://www.cnn.com/2012/07/30/world/europe/johans-ark-noah-dutch/

The owner wants to tow it to Brazil for the Olympics.
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/04/26/dutchman-who-built-giant-ark-of-noah-will-soon-sail-it-to-brazil-sans-animals-and-on-a-barge/

Re: Arks abound

[captainsblog]

I don't think he's going to make it:
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/06/11/world/europe/replica-of-noahs-ark-is-damaged-in-oslo-harbor-collision.html

Re: Arks abound

[pink_halen]

Can't you just hear the Coast Guard Captain's boss yelling, "You hit WHAT?"
"er, sir, It's Noah's ark, sir."
"Tell me another story."

[captainsblog]

Ham, an Australian-born fundamentalist, claims to believe that every word of the Bible is literally true

Well, except for the parts that have been proven beyond all religious mumbo jumbo to be false. Geocentrism, for instance. Mind you, AIG respects the beliefs of the flat-earthers who take that shit literally, but don't let Satan trick you into disbelieving HIS drek just because we have to accept that we're not the center of the universe with the sun, moon and stars going round.