Sunday Sermonette: Love The One You're With

[bill_sheehan]

May is National Masturbation Month. I didn’t know that autoeroticism had a month of its own, but Wikipedia says so. It began with a National Masturbation Day declared by sex-positive retailer Good Vibrations on May 7th, 1995, in honor of Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders’ comment to a United Nations conference on AIDS the previous year. She was

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[bill_sheehan]

I just ran across this on Facebook.

Vibrators are so wrong and unnatural. The Bible said Adam and Eve, not Florence and the Machine.

[fairy69]

Yay for masturbation! :)

[bill_sheehan]

My favorite masturbation quote is from Christopher Hitchens. In his autobiography, he wrote of his adolescent urges: "Once I realized that my God-given member was going to give me no peace, I decided to give it no rest!"

[fairy69]

HAHA nice ;)

[liddle_oldman]

In 1984, the Party forbade all forms of sexual expression so that there would be plenty of restless energy to go into party activities -- such as the No Sex groups. Hmmm.

[bill_sheehan]

Julia and the red sash of the Junior Anti-Sex League wound tight around her hips...

[natevw]

5.22

I just found this and now everyone in the Coffee Shop is looking and wondering why I'm laughing....

-Nate

[bill_sheehan]

I hope you didn't celebrate the month at the coffee shop...

[natevw]

No Bill ;

I'm far to Conservative to do anything in Public .

Besides , I have my Sweet lady for that .

-Nate