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[bilan]

It's almost over. What a terrible year

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[i_like_bats]

My dad got so drunk he threw up, forgot my mom and I were next door, locked the door and passed out. I had to snake my hand through the crack in our open door and finagle it so I could unlock the chain. I also had to "explain" the Victoria's Secret Fashion show to tipsy great aunts, test-drive paprika Pringles with my cousin, and earlier in the night drunk Elliot and I drew each other's portraits with our non-dominant hands in the most unflattering way we could. What'd you do?

[i_like_bats]

Oh Elliot was passed out facedown on his bed so he couldn't open the door for me and my mom either. And the cat burped in my face twice.

[bilan]

I saw lots of people I wanted to see! And nobody I didn't! In Wilkes-Barre! What are the odds? Unfortunately I'm still too sick to drink as hard as I wanted to and it was getting pretty snowy so I went home kind of early. Still lots of fun!

[irontailfratley]

I was almost sure there would be no more New Years glasses because it wasn't 200X anymore but then I saw some people on TV wearing hideous 2010 glasses

That is like almost enough to ruin the next 989 years

[electronking]

Me and you both.

Here's to the future!