R u Dappy gurl bc no one is even listening 2 u.

[bikini_bamalam]

LOL god. Ok so Im back 2 work (BOO) and even tho the show is actually sort of amazing one of the judges is Pixie Geldog - I mean WHY is that happening 2 me does god hate me??????????????? Like, how does someone who is SO UNTALENTED even BEGIN 2 judge talent? Shes SO LUCKY that no one in the world on that show is talented lololol what a pile of shit

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[shades_away]

kelly seems like she'd be cool, and i bet grimmy is fun!

it's good all the family is helping you out, but if you do need some extra help i would actually love to babysit sometime!

[bikini_bamalam]

Grims is total fun! He's rly nice idk why everyone hates him??????????????

Well come over sometime and meet them and see if u still think that lolol.

[inthereeperbahn]

Lmfao I read grimshaw/styles dirty fanfic one time by accident but i think it was actually a documentary (SWEAR by accident I was really looking for Tom/Danny McFly porn)

Also iphone autocorrected grimshaw to grim shame which seems about right

Be on telly more, I love you!!! xx

[bikini_bamalam]

OMG WHAT am now obvs googling but also lolololol why do u read tom and danny mc fly porn just watch their videos they are SO GAY.

I LOVE U 2 MAKE THEM STOP PUTTING ME IN TOPSHOP.

[danny_drake]

The wonders of nepotism, hey? That's how Geldof and Osbourne found work, because they're both useless.

I have to say that a mention of you kissing Peaches got my attention though, hah. How did that come about?

[bikini_bamalam]

I think Kelly knows it, u kno? So that makes it ok <3 Geldog tho, HATE.

It came about bc of like, twelve cocktails how do u think???? From my screenshot collection: http://i683.photobucket.com/albums/vv193/bikini-bamalam/Ohnoes-1.jpg UR WELCOME.

[anything_twice]

I'm glad the show is going well, even with the unpleasant addition of Pixie.

If you need a babysitter, you know my number. I'd be happy to watch the twins for an evening. Trust me, sex and sleep are both going to be in very short supply until the twins are old enough to sleep through the night.

[bikini_bamalam]

:o) Its sort of better than flying all over except sometimes I miss that too, I CAN NEVER BE HAPPY APPARENTLY.

Srsly??? Because still no laying and I AM SO SAD AND ALSO WRATHFUL.

[deuxsurrealiste]

hahah fuckin hell Grimmy has a terminal case of gay face

Them babies sound exhausting! I well want kids someday but I dunno if I'd be patient enough for it

[bikini_bamalam]

Its because hes such a gayyyyyyy <3

For real they really are D-: I mean, I thought I wouldnt b patient enough but I sort of am but also I just wanna get laid.