Boooo rain!

[bikini_bamalam]

I was getting the best tan, WHERE DID THE SUN GO? For like, a WHOLE WEEK it was almost like living in texas again, I miss u sun! ;_____

Comments

[frets_and_ink]

So whats he happy about - cripples or ladies??

[bikini_bamalam]

Crippled ladies that cant get away....?????

[atrum_astrum]

Liz looks amazing for being the most preggo woman that's ever lived HOWEVER that other pic... eesh, I dunno babe.

Also I really wish your contract was with Dave so that you could name your show Dajve on Dave. Please god be on a talent show though - I hope you're SCATHING.

[bikini_bamalam]

She's so huge, her stomach has like, VEINS on it. I dont even wanna think about her vajay, no kidding.

Oh dont be mean 2 my hb when theres so many other ppl 2 b mean 2 :oP

It IS a talent show but Im the host not a judge. UNFAIR, I wld be the best judge!!!!

[atrum_astrum]

Oh my god seriously, stop. It makes it sound like an alien incubator or something.

You would be the BEST judge, no doubt. I'm sure you can still throw in some side-eyed judgements being host though!

[bikini_bamalam]

Thats what it looks liiiiikkkkkeeeee Do: U shd see the kicking bits!

LOL ur so rite <3

[anything_twice]

September! It'll be here before you know it. Are you feeling ready to be a mum?

I think the paparazzi would hate it if you started smiling in pictures, because it'd ruin the illusion that you're being caught unaware in your natural habitat-- all the more reason to do it! ;)

[bikini_bamalam]

LOL no. Some days I think I have a handle on it and then some days Im just going crazy wondering how much I'll suck Do:

CORRECT <3

[danny_drake]

I can't believe you actually miss the heat. If Texas is always that hot, it must be hell on earth, hah.

[bikini_bamalam]

Its beautiful!!! Thats why all texans look healthy and all londoners look blue!!!!

[inthereeperbahn]

hahah omg please dont stop coming out just cos you got babies, dont turn into one of them boring mums!! so excited, holy shit *_* you wont beleive the mountain of baby clothes i been making, hope you cleared some cupboard space

also please get me and Lindsay tickets for hidden stars, he cant say no if its a gift :P xxxx

[bikini_bamalam]

Ugh as if! Im gonna be a mom, not dead!!!!!! Also I cleared 1/5 of my walk in for baby clothes so do ur worst!!!!!!

LOL ok <3