Overheard in the Stairwell of My Building

[bigsockgrrl]

"That's it.  Next time gloves, a compass, and a camcorder..."

...Then I won't have to let another priceless opportunity to make hiking porn pass me by?

[other suggestions for ways to end the quote are joyfully requested]

Comments

Other suggestions...

[merovingian]

"...because unfortunately, I know this area like the back of my hand."

"...I don't want another Blair Witch incident."

"...because this isn't just fisting, it's spelunking."

Re: Other suggestions...

[bigsockgrrl]

Heehee!

As to #3: Damn. Someone needs to do their Kegels.

[jstray]

"...because it's important to face Mecca while you demonstrate how to insert the explosives on Al-Quaeda TV."

(sorry)

[bigsockgrrl]

Yes, it's wrong, but LOL anyway. If we can't laugh at terrorism, what can we laugh at?