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[bigsis_deathgun]

What the hell was with those weird blue penguins?!  They just came out of no where and kidnapped me while I was talking to this one hot guy!  I didn't even get an explanation as to why before they pushed me out of the car.

Yosuke, are you alright?

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[alluring_rogue]

You poor thing! Are you okay?

[bigsis_deathgun]

I'm fine, it's Yosuke I'm worried about. He was the one run over by those penguins.

[alluring_rogue]

Yeah, that's too bad about Croquet.

More importantly! You sure you're alright? You look a bit sad and I don't trust those blue things further than I can throw them.

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Which I suggest not doing.

[bigsis_deathgun]

Really, I'm fine. I was more surprised and confused than anything else.

Why? What happens when you throw them?

[cadaceus_bitch]

Ah, those would be the "prinnies". Delightful creatures, aren't they?

[bigsis_deathgun]

"Prinnies" huh. Well, whatever they are, it'll be more delightful to punt them for doing that to us in the first place.

[cadaceus_bitch]

I would suggest otherwise. They tend to explode.

[bigsis_deathgun]

WHAAAAT?! How do penguins, I mean prinnies, explode?

[ossesso]

I see you've met the Prinnies.

[bigsis_deathgun]

Yeah, and I'm not happy about it.

[ossesso]

...They do unexplainable things sometimes. Like the rest of the island.

[bigsis_deathgun]

Well, they better not do that again. If they keep doing things like that, I won't be able to meet any other cute guys people.

[coolestsoul]

So the lesson of the day is to avoid penguins here.

You okay?

[bigsis_deathgun]

Yeah, avoid the penguins if you want to have some sense of normalcy. And I'm fine. It was the guy I was talking to that got run over by them.

[coolestsoul]

A guy got run over? Any idea if he's okay?

[bigsis_deathgun]

I have no idea! I haven't found or heard from Yosuke yet. I hope he's alright.

[gloomyrobot]

Penguins don't seem like they would be able to thrive in such a climate. Though this is not at all idiosyncratic to this place.

Regardless, are you hurt at all?

[bigsis_deathgun]

I found out they're actually called 'prinnies', and they're not normal penguins. They can explode if you throw them. I really don't care, they just better not cross me again.

I'm fine, thanks for asking. You are...?

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[gloomyrobot]

Is there some sort of military personnel on this island?

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[gloomyrobot]

... I see. Prinnies seem like they would be dangerous. I should be cautious of them as well.

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