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[bigpartofit]

If Anybody reads this Can anybody tell me why http://CentralParkzoo.com/Alex/ doesn't work anymore?

Or http://nonamesteak.com or those pictures of cats and lions and walrus' with the funny captions?
So I've been living -literally-

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[huff_puff_wolf]

Ohoooo, you've been here all this time?

I don't suppose you know of any other fluffy little animals hanging about? Preferably ones that don't talk?

[bigpartofit]

Yeah, I've been here. How is it nobody Knows who I am?

All animals talk, it's you people who don't understand.

[huff_puff_wolf]

Ohhr well, I'm not originally from this dimension, you see. Things are a liiiiiiiiittle different around here.

Hohr well, that I know, I meant more the, rrrr, general populace.

[bigpartofit]

I wouldn't know. Haven't seen any.

[geekofthegate]

...Well, I'm not sure I understood most of that message, but...hi. So...stating the obvious a bit, I know, but you're a lion? And you can talk?

I really shouldn't be surprised by this anymore, since I've met a talking dog since I got here. Did you just get here, or have you just been avoiding everyone?

And...how exactly are you using the computer?

[bigpartofit]

Yes I'm a talking lion! You know, it's not me with the problem here, it's just that you could never understand before. You know how annoying it is trying to explain this over and over?

And Please! Spare me! I'm from New York! I was one of the first guys in the Zoo to get an ipod.

[geekofthegate]

Well, sorry. In the dimension I come from, animals don't talk. Cut me some slack. I can understand why that would get frustrating after a while, but you might have to deal with it until everyone who isn't used to talking lions adjusts. I'M still trying to get used to the fact that half the people here use magic.
So I take it you've been here for a while? Why haven't you contacted anyone before now?

...That's just...wow. Animals don't know how to use ipods in my dimension, either. These things take getting used to.

I'm curious, though: what have you been feeding yourself all this time? I'm told the monster has been here for up to 6 months.

[bigpartofit]

Slack cut. People use.. Magic.. Like.. Oooooh abra kadabra? Bibity bobbity boo? How have I not noticed? Look at it this way. The Alex alarm clock, the new snow globe and the t-shirt just went on sale and ON FIELD trip day this big monster come stomping in and suddenly I'm stuck in the union square theater living off canned Tuna.

[gunblade_dance]

Nothing works except the journals. There are no phone signals either.

...You said you're called a lion? You look a bit like something I've seen before, from back home.

[bigpartofit]

Augh. This thing is completly useless! I can't even check the Alex Myspace?!

I am called Alex the Lion, actually.. And really? Like me? You know, Alex the DVD did sell over a million copies in Manhattan alone...