//Voice Post//

Wherre--

Wh-wherrre's mehr sishtarrrr...

One'r youuu's gon'get i'.

I was born for this mates!

George, you doing well on your wheels lass? A bloody natural in a few days, tha's you! Best to keep on with the skating, water's getting a bit nippy 'less you plan to pilfer a wetsuit!

I rolled by Lupe's flat earlier... looks like she packed up'n left. Good luck on her, lovely bird she was.

SAYA. What's the craic?

GEORGE ME LASS, gone'n enjoyed yer kip in me 'ammock? Dun 'oped it was a right comfort for ye.

SISTER MINE, good on you leaving wiv that bloody 'ell puppy, looked might delicious under a dash o'Vegemite.

I 'AD A DATE WITH A BUNNY ANGEL. IT WAS SO FECKIN' DIVINE.

God 'elp me this'n be a curse.

Whoever hurt me sister.

You'll pay for it.

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First th'explosion along the bloody beach, then the fucking forest gets a bit of it wiped out!?

For Chrissake I'm sorry about the grass all right? I've kept that shite at 'ome where it won't 'urt anyone. Aw fuck I was so ashamed I smoked th'whole lot over the last three days! There's no more Mr. MD so you can get ( Read more... )

Some blokes went fucking aggro on the beach. I don't think anyone lost their heads, but there's a bloody pit in the sand that turned to glass from the heat. No radioactivity, thank christ for that. I caught sight of one of them, black haired sort; are you all right mate ( Read more... )

.... Too much fugu...

Regretting that.

Found me rucksack though.

It took me a whole bloody day and a half but I've finally found me beauty!

( My Best Girl )