This is filled with so much awesome I don't even know where to start. It's funny, sexy, ridiculous, angsty, unpredictable and ultimately quite romantic in an upside-down sort of way. Spock is both exasperating and adorable, always so damned careful and cautious about everything. Jim is hilariously flying by the seat of his pants from crisis to crisis, always managing to land on his feet through ingenuity and good intentions.
Thank you so much! I hadn't thought of their characterization that way consciously, but now that you mention it, that's exactly right. Plus it's good for them, Jim hitting Spock in the head when he's overthinking everything and Spock getting Jim to slow down and think through things before rushing into them, which probably works 5% of the time but hey, that 5% is usually the worst of it.
Oh Spock, you are such a sarcastic little brat. ♥ And the vagina, I had to make it interesting. Maybe it's because I don't care for normal vaginas, so I had to make it less icky for me and hey, why not fill it with the good stuff? :P
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LOVE IT.
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Jim chuckled. “You’re the anti-dirty talker. You’re supposed to be telling me how big I am, how good it feels to be stretched wide by my cock.”
“Forgive me. Your penis is enormous. I am astonished that it was able to fit. Perhaps it is not too late to employ local anesthesia.”
Officially the most hilarious thing I've seen all day!
Fun with genderswitch, not genderfail!
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Also, this was GOLDEN:
“Forgive me. Your penis is enormous. I am astonished that it was able to fit. Perhaps it is not too late to employ local anesthesia.”
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Vulcans have not sense of humor, but instead a highly developed sense of sarcasm. Good to know.
This story is so much win!
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