Comments | bigmamag: Fic: Spock's Vagina, 1/2 (Kirk/Spock)

bigmamag

Fic: Spock's Vagina, 1/2 (Kirk/Spock)

Feb 18, 2011 13:31

Title: Spock’s Vagina
Series: Reboot
Pairing: Kirk/Spock
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Crack, PWP, Romance
Trope: aliensex, genderbending, naif!spock, sexpollen/spores, transporter malfunction (contains spoilers)
Relationship status: first time
Warnings: miscsquick
Word count: 18k
Summary: Spock exhibits increasingly strange behavior after a transporter malfunction ( Read more... )

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bigmamag February 20 2011, 13:55:33 UTC

It's surprising how often the more wrong something is, the better it is in fandom. :D

trista_zevkia February 19 2011, 00:14:38 UTC

Vagina of the living dead
Frankensnatch
Am I fashionably late to the Spock lust bus?

Bwahahahahahahaha!

Wonderful phrases, made me laugh so hard!

bigmamag February 20 2011, 13:56:17 UTC

I think those alone put it in the crack genre. Is it sad that the first two were the first things I wrote in this fic? :P

trista_zevkia February 20 2011, 23:54:01 UTC

I'm happy with any jumping off point that leads to this kind of thing, whatever you chose to call it;)

quarterwhore February 19 2011, 02:54:28 UTC

“Vagina of the living dead,” Jim went on in a disbelieving voice.

“Jim-”

“Frankensnatch.”

AHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG BEST EXCHANGE EVER!!!!!

pure genius, bb.

bigmamag February 20 2011, 13:56:45 UTC

lol, thanks bb. :D

hierro_y_sal February 20 2011, 23:00:48 UTC

The Frankensnatch comment is probably the best I've ever read. Enjoying this so much so far.

soliandxpyne February 21 2011, 02:34:01 UTC

YOU!! Ok, first off I just have to mention that I read this because it was recommended to me by my often-critical-of-fanfiction-quality sister as "the funniest thing I've read in a long time". Well, that & the title. XD Now. It wasnt quite what I was expecting. There was definitely some tongue in cheek crack going on here (frankensnatch, etc. = died cackling), but then shit got SRS BIZNSS what with tragic almost rape & mind fuckery--!? I was like, ...do I laugh? Do I cry?? But then you surprised me again with SMOKING HOT GENITALSWAP AMTDI SEX. Super smoking hot. Ears on fire hot! Lol re:Spock: it is unsavory display... Yeah, in my pants. X'D so ya, I just wanted to praise you & thank you for making my evening & let you know I am NOT fantasizing too much about Spock with a zombie 'gyn, no matter how much the thought is stuck in my head now after this fic, thankyouverymuch. XP