Beware the homosexuals!

[bigmamag]

A lot of us know who the Nostalgia Critic is, but if you don't, he just put up a video riff (like MTK3) of a short 1950's short film entitled "Boys Beware", which is about warning boys not to go off with strangers because they could be homosexuals. Not pedophiles, oh no, because homosexuals and pedophiles are all the same thing, you know.

God, it's

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[bigmamag]

Stupidity from the good old USA and the promise of two cars in every garage and a chicken in every pot. Hitchhiking is okay, but OH GOD, HOMOSEXUALS ARE MENTALLY INSANE PERVERTS WHO WILL RAPE AND MURDER YOU AND SOMEHOW HYPNOTIZE YOU WITH THEIR CLEVER PERVERTED WAYS. Oh, and blacks and whites can't go to school together or use the same restroom and water fountains. :/

[idvo]

What I've learned from this PSA: All homosexuals are sexual predators. If you get raped by a sexual predator it's your fault for making a bad decision (PROBATION!). Hitch-hiking was perfectly safe until those damn homosexuals fucked it up. You are more likely to be hurt by a stranger with a nice car than by someone you or your parents know (because decent people don't know any homosexuals). Girls never get kidnapped and raped, because homosexuals aren't interested in them.

I don't know whether to LOL or D:

This wtfuckery does give me K/S fic ideas, though, where either Kirk or Spock is exposed to anti-Vulcan or anti-Human propaganda, and then they meet each other and find out it was all TRUE OMG lies. ^.^

*jumps onto your comment like it's totally legit*

[the_wykydtron]

I'm sorry, I don't know you, but I have to tell you that I spent a good thirty seconds HOWLING ON MY BED after reading your last sentence.

(And then nodding ferociously at everything else you said. SING IT.)

Re: *jumps onto your comment like it's totally legit*

[idvo]

^.^ I'm glad!

[bigmamag]

YES THIS. It's almost uncanny that the truth is the EXACT OPPOSITE of what was portrayed in this video. I mean wtf?

I would love that fic. I bet Vulcan would be like that, especially with their diminished species.

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[toraguru]

Wow...
Just wow. 0_o