Comments | bigmamag: YOUR BUNK WILL NOT BE LONELY TONIGHT

bigmamag

YOUR BUNK WILL NOT BE LONELY TONIGHT

Dec 21, 2009 02:03

I'm sure many of you have already seen this, but it needs to be posted everywhere, IMHO. They took the audio from the STXI audiobook that Zachary Quinto narrated, and spliced the audio to make it sound like porn fanfic. It's ZACHARY QUINTO'S VOICE READING SPORK PORN, so at least half the dialog is Spock's actual voice. The only thing better is if ( Read more... )

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bigmamag December 21 2009, 18:23:05 UTC

LOL I KNOW, MY FAVORITE PART IS:

“Gngngfnferrrrnrrfgggg!” Kirk was more than slightly confused. “What?” Spock was forced to swallow.

missyousofaar December 21 2009, 20:04:11 UTC

Hahahahahahaha, that is so awesome.

bigmamag December 23 2009, 19:09:35 UTC

I KNOW RITE? I totally downloaded the MP3. :D

missyousofaar December 23 2009, 19:13:49 UTC

I may or may not have done the same! :D

ilmatarlady December 21 2009, 22:44:17 UTC

O__O
This was so wrong and still so right.
"the torrent of tightly contained tornadic plasma"
That's the first time I hear it called that but it should be standard for any and all ST fanfic XD

Reminds me of this gem: http://yourlisten.com/channel/content/27117/ST%20TOS%20-%20The

bigmamag December 23 2009, 19:10:39 UTC

LOL, I love that 'lost TOS episode'. These people are brilliant, lol.

Also, I make it my goal to insert 'the torrent of tightly contained tornadic plasma' into a fic. :P

merrytook92 December 22 2009, 01:20:57 UTC

I literally nearly choked to death on air.

No words can possibly describe the beauty of Zach Quinto's voice reading K/S pr0n.
♥

MERRY CHRISTMAS, K/S COMMUNITY!

bigmamag December 23 2009, 19:11:13 UTC

IT'S CHRISTMAS COME EARLY. /bad pun

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bigmamag December 23 2009, 19:13:15 UTC

Hellz to the yes we are, we're that fucking dope. :D Seriously though, I am hugely amused that it has spread this far and you know, I'd much rather be known for this kind of crazy than for other kinds of crazy (good thing Munngate isn't newsworthy, because the general public would probably not get that most of it was for the lulz.)