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[bigfootsighting]

PFFT. I DUNNO WHAT ALL THESE OLD PEOPLE ARE DOING.

SEX PARTY AT MY HOUSE, BE THERE OR BE SQUARE.

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[sparkle_fangs]

YOUR SEXUALITY IS A GIFT, KYOSHI. THERE ARE MORE PRODUCTIVE THINGS TO DO WITH YOUR TIME AND CREATIVITY, LIKE POTTERY AND SHARING YOUR POETRY WITH OTHER PEOPLE.

[bigfootsighting]

UH...AND WHO ARE YOU? HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE POTTERY?

[sparkle_fangs]

I... *DRAMATIC POSE* AM EDWARD. I CAN READ YOUR THOUGHTS BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT BELLA.

[bigfootsighting]

...RIGHT. THAT'S GOT TO BE THE DUMBEST REASON FOR TELEPATHY I'VE EVER HEARD. WHO'S BELLA?

[inyourtub]

*IS TOTALLY THERE, STILL WEARING THE TYPIST'S PANTS LIKE A HAT* 83

[smexy_typist]

THERE YOU ARE! *RUNS INTO THE STRANGE HOUSE, STILL WEARING HWANG'S CLOTHES* GIVE ME BACK THOSE PANTS, YOU ROBBER! THEY'RE MY FAVORITE! *STOMPS UP THE THE MERMAID* I KNOW THEY'RE MEANT FOR GIRLS BUT--...... YOU'RE WEARING THEM... ON YOUR HEAD? O.o

[inyourtub]

WELL IT IS A HAT, ISN'T IT?

[bigfootsighting]

NICE HAT, CUTIE. XD

[biteyouback]

*SHOWS UP AND STANDS AROUND AWKWARDLY*

[bigfootsighting]

URSA! :D *BRINGS HER A COOKIE*

[biteyouback]

GOOD EVENING, KYOSHI. *ACCEPTS THE COOKIE AND NIBBLES AT IT*

[bigfootsighting]

HOW'RE YOU DOING? :3

[kosher_whales]

*WALKS THE FUCK IN THERE, LOOKING FOR SOME LADIES 8D*

PARTIES MY PARENTS WOULD KILL ME FOR VISITING ARE EXACTLY WHERE I NEED TO GO. >D

[bigfootsighting]

WHY YES THEY ARE. *POINTS* LIVING ROOM, KITCHEN, BATHROOM, THE FRIDGE HAS CANS OF WHIPPED CREAM, THE CUPBOARD HAS JARS OF NUTELLA. GO NUTS.

[kosher_whales]

*LEANS ON THE WALL* I DON'T BELIEVE WE'VE MET... ~

[bigfootsighting]

DON'T THINK SO. AND, SEEING AS THIS IS MY HOUSE...XD MY NAME'S KYOSHI.

[manlybeard]

*MISREAD THE INVITE AND COMES IN THINKING THAT IT WAS A DANCE PARTY*

...

*DROPS HIS DUFFEL BAG*

[bigfootsighting]

*SWINGS BY THE DOOR WHEN IT OPENS* WHAT'S IN THE BAG?

[manlybeard]

... STUFF. *LOOKS AWAY*

IT'S NOTHING THAT WILL AFFECT A PERSON MENTALLY NOR PHYSICALLY.

[bigfootsighting]

COSTUMES? :3