Dear AIG, I quit because I didn't get my bonus. On March 16 I received a payment from A.I.G. amounting to $742,006.40, after taxes.
Oh fuck you man. Fuck you.
Also, for the past several days I've been having teh shits. Having lots of gas, strong cramps, and liquid crap that burns my rectum and makes me walk funny.
Damn it all.