Room 407, Saturday Evening

[bigdamndestiny]

Merlin was striking a model pose looking over the print outs of that portal business Tony had on his laptop. None of it made sense to him, but, through sheer bloody minded determination, he was trying anyway.

Surely, if it happened on it's own for the children, it couldn't be that hard, right?

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[rocksthescarf]

Chuck and Emmett had a deal and it was one that Chuck was only too happy to fulfill. Torturing people was always a fun hobby to have and, while Chuck thought Sam was way more worthwhile sport, he couldn't judge Emmett on his choices.

So Chuck took one of his dirtier pornos and hid it in the box of one of the romantic comedy movies he kept around just in case he had a girl over, headed down the hall to Merlin's room, and knocked

[bigdamndestiny]

They were both evil men. Evil and cruel and, damn it, Merlin was far too naive.

"Come in!"

[rocksthescarf]

Chuck opened the door and took a couple of steps into the room, tapping the dvd case against his hands. "Hello, Merlin."

Oh god, those ears were tragic.

[bigdamndestiny]

"Hello... Chuck." Merlin's ears cocked his head to the side, trying to remember if he'd spoken to the man recently. "Are you looking for Cal?"

[rocksthescarf]

"Nope, not Cal," Chuck said, being dramatic because, well, he was Chuck Bass. "You are exactly who I'm looking for."

[bigdamndestiny]

That was true. He was, indeed, Chuck Bass.

Bitch.

"Um... why?" Polite one, Merlin.

[rocksthescarf]

"I had a little chat with Emmett this morning," Chuck said. "He explained your, ah, situation to me."

He most certainly did not but Chuck had heard enough the other day, thank you.

"He thought I could help."

[bigdamndestiny]

He did not like the sound of that. "He did?"

[rocksthescarf]

"It's nothing to be ashamed over, Merlin," Chuck said. "It happens to everybody. Well, everybody except me."

No, Chuck had the opposite problem. Not that he knew that yet.

"But we can't all be as amazing as I am," he said with a shrug.

[bigdamndestiny]

He was going to murder Emmett. "I don't have any problem!"

[rocksthescarf]

"Yes you do," Chuck said. "Probably more than one but I don't have the time or inclination to figure them all out."

[bigdamndestiny]

"I don't know what he told you, but there's nothing wrong!" Francine said so! SEE?

[rocksthescarf]

"Obviously somebody thinks something is wrong otherwise I wouldn't be here right now," Chuck said. "Now I can help you. You're Francine's little boyfriend, right? She and I are good friends. We had a kid together and everything."

[bigdamndestiny]

"You had a ki--" Of course. Everyone had a kid with everyone else. Taking a deep breath and thinking of England calm things, Merlin moved on, "What do you want?"

[rocksthescarf]

Chuck smiled and held up the dvd he was holding. "I just want to give you a movie to watch. It'll be educational."

Oh yes it would be.

[bigdamndestiny]

"Educational." This is Merlin's skeptical face.