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The Preserve, Monday Night

Sep 14, 2009 20:15

With a girlfriend and an overly large puppy with him, Merlin was on a hunt. Not for rabbits or teal deer, but for these Smurf things. Personally, he still thought they were pixies. They ought to be glad there was no stealing children away, really ( Read more... )

nac mac feegles, smurf is a silly name, preserve, francine, brynmor is a girl damn it

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thatsamilkshake September 15 2009, 01:26:53 UTC

Francine -- who was not underwearless, thank you! She just... had less underwear -- looked hopeful. "Well, she stopped trying to lead us back to my underwear drawer, so she must be following something now!"

thatsamilkshake September 15 2009, 03:37:26 UTC

...Francine turned to Merlin. "Did you get any of that? All I got was lass."

bigdamndestiny September 15 2009, 03:41:28 UTC

Even he had to shrug at some of it. "I think he said something about being confused?"

bigdamndestiny September 15 2009, 03:44:32 UTC

He stopped his foot. "Nae ey daene! Ey cawed her a daftie!"

thatsamilkshake September 15 2009, 03:53:00 UTC

"Something about an iPod?"

bigdamndestiny September 15 2009, 03:55:17 UTC

"I have an iPhone," Merlin offered.

The poor man just facepalmed and grumbled something unintelligable.

"Ye goamless weanies."

thatsamilkshake September 15 2009, 03:58:08 UTC

Okay, Francine got that. Or at least she got what she thought that was. "We're weenies? WE don't go around STEALING OTHER PEOPLE'S LINGERIE!" Pause. "AND WEARING IT!"

bigdamndestiny September 15 2009, 04:00:29 UTC

"Linjery?" He asked, proudly smoothing over the fabric of his kilt. "It's cliver, nae?"

thatsamilkshake September 15 2009, 04:01:58 UTC

Wow, she could more or less translate that. "It's women's underwear!"

bigdamndestiny September 15 2009, 04:07:26 UTC

That got her a long time of staring as if waiting for it to be a joke.

"Arr ye sairious?"

thatsamilkshake September 15 2009, 04:16:45 UTC

Francine pointed to...well. Herself. Or at least the assets never to be shown off in that underwear again. "I'M THE WOMAN! And you're a pervy, creepy little unsmurfy Smurf!"

bigdamndestiny September 15 2009, 04:20:06 UTC

"En nae a Smarf! We're Picties!"

bigdamndestiny September 15 2009, 04:20:31 UTC

"I knew it! They are Pixies," Merlin said smugly.

thatsamilkshake September 15 2009, 04:28:38 UTC

"They're blue and they're three apples high. That's smurfy enough for me!" Francine insisted. "Except for the perverted part."

bigdamndestiny September 15 2009, 04:30:29 UTC

"We be Picties, ye pair ah eejits!"

thatsamilkshake September 15 2009, 04:36:32 UTC

"YOU'RE STILL WEARING MY UNDERWEAR!"

Somewhere, she'd lost the ability to smallfont.

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