Personal Voicemail

[bigdamndean]

You've reached the voicemail of Zoe Winchester. I'm not available right now, but if you leave your name and a message, I'll get back to you as soon as I can.

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Friday of Doom

[iwasawesome]

After this and this Lilly calls Rover, totally freaked, but sadly...

"Hey baby, it's me. Listen, we really need to talk. I think the administration is going to come down on us for dating, and there is no way I'm going to let them break us up. Please call me back as soon as you can.

Oh, and something about grape jelly and bondage over at the radio station at night that you might want to check out on your rounds. Jaye and Barbossa, along with some other people probably. I so need a gig there. They mentioned your name, so I don't know...

Okay. I'll be waiting to hear from you.

*lilly makes a weird noise that might just mean love you...*

[threeweapons]

"Hey, just returning your call. Yeah, I've been getting some weird messages. And I know you've been here for a semester, I've seen you around. But I got one of those messages m'self. Whatever. Have a nice night."

The snow hits the fan

[strongestgirl]

"Dean Washburn? My name is Pippi and I'm a Freshman. Parker told me to call you about getting weapons from the gun range for the big metal lady in the gym... Um... Should I wait for you or just rip the door open... And if I end up having to do that... Please don't give me detention... Detention makes me end up in the Clinic."

[wyld_stallyn]

"Dean lady babe, I have to go out of town for a, uh, family emergency. My TA, Little Boy Blue Eyes Dude...I think he goes by Crichton or something weird like that, anyway he's gonna take my classes this week. I'll be back, but I don't know when. I'll call you!"

[leeadama]

Principal Washburn, this Captain Doral of the Colonial Fleet. Please take notice of the letter left for you in your mailbox about our removal of Lee Adama from your school. Thank you.