#3

[bigboned_dammit]

HELLO. I AM AWESOM-O. I AM HERE TO BE YOUR ROBOT HELPER.

TELL AWESOM-O ANYTHING.

YOU CAN TRUST AWESOM-O.

Comments

[lobsel_vith09]

You poor boy.

[bigboned_dammit]

AWESOM-O IS NOT A BOY.

AWESOM-O IS A ROBOT.

[lobsel_vith09]

Awesom-O o-Amazing robot!

What. Am I?

[ooc: LV's cracking up]

[bigboned_dammit]

YOU ARE NOT AWESOM-O.

THEREFORE YOU NEED HELP FROM AWESOM-O.

AWESOM-O WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR SECRETS.

TRUST AWESOM-O.

[ex_janvalent852]

I could go for a pizza.

[bigboned_dammit]

AWESOM-O WILL PHONE THE PIZZA PLACE IF YOU PAY.

AND SHARE WITH AWESOM-O.

[ex_janvalent852]

Yeah I can do that but how do you feel about seein an outtake from a Herschell Gordon Lewis movie?

[bigboned_dammit]

AWESOM-O IS NOT FAMILIAR WITH THOSE MOVIES.

PLEASE UPDATE AWESOM-O'S MOVIE DATABASE.

[goldenlibido]

Robot?..

[bigboned_dammit]

THAT IS CORRECT.

[goldenlibido]

What is a robot?

[bigboned_dammit]

AWESOM-O IS LIKE A PERSON.

BUT AWESOM-O IS BETTER.

[green_change]

You're a cardboard robot?

Low grade, man.

[bigboned_dammit]

AWESOM-O IS ACTUALLY MADE OF CARDBOARTONIUM, THE STRONGEST METAL ON THE PLANET.

THE CARDBOARD IS AN ILLUSION.

[green_change]

Actually, I think you're made of lies.

But, that could be an illusion, too.

[metousiosis]

You should always talk to the emperor penguins before any other penguin - it's rude to dismiss royalty.

[ooc: ♥]

[bigboned_dammit]

AWESOM-O WILL KEEP THAT IN MIND WHEN ENCOUNTERING A PENGUIN.

[metousiosis]

Awesom-O also should keep in mind that certain penguins will attempt to feast upon an intruder's blood. ♥

[ooc: absolute bullshit, of course. xD]