Took this 'cause the kid and the fiancee made me...

[big_callahan]

Your result for The Attachment Style Test...
The Waffler

35% Anxiety Over Abandonment and 35% Avoidance Of Intimacy

Comments

[deep_red_bells]

It's totally wrong? But now I want waffles.

[big_callahan]

You're completely fucking insane...though you're right about it bein' wrong.

And if you want waffles, get 'em yourself. Or thumb wrestle Hank to make 'em again, 'cause you ain't gonna make me do it.

[deep_red_bells]

Now why would we MAKE them when there's a perfectly good 24 hour Waffle House just up the road?

[big_callahan]

'Cause it's late, I'm tired, Kiki's in bed with the upchucks again, and Hank can't drive.