This is not fair. I should become a pimp.

[biers]

JV (should) get laid tonight. And I get to play with the cat. I do 90% of the work and I get the cat, whom is the biggest whore on the planet, by the way. You rub her belly and she rolls right on her back. Well, she actually jumps on your bed, then rolls on her back, then you rub her belly. Then she bites your hand and kicks it, like she doesn't

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[hockygirl]

wow.
i'm pretty impressed by this post, aside from the fact that you insinuate that you were interested in taking advantage of my cat....

that part scares me a little.

[biers]

I was not insinuating anything. I was just saying that JV brings home girl to bed and I get your cat rolling around in my bed because she is a whore for attention. Not anywhere near being a human whore, so get your mind out of the gutter and bestiality is just gross.

Also, it does sound like I was kind of upset in that post, but I wasn't, I wrote it cause I felt the world needed to know what happened and I thought it was funny. Besides I wouldn't have done anything with her, she was way too drunk.

This comment is also kind of for JV.

[jonvick]

so i've said it to pretty much everyone except to you. i'm sorry. i was a dick. i was drunk. a lot drunk even. but that doesn't so much excuse the shit i pulled. it was a dick move. i'm sorry. i didn't get laid as you suggest. it would have been wrong. like way wrong. i apologize for that shit, and i owe you one. no, not one. like a billion. so yeah. sorry, and let me know how you want to collect.

sorry.

jv

[biers]

You don't owe me anything. I wasn't seriously trying to bring her home. However, I was serious in getting you dinner with her. And If you did do anything to (not) sabotage me, then I didn't notice it. The only dick move that occurred that evening was her ditching her date, which is what I feel bad about, sort of. Anyway, I'm not mad at you now or that night, I was having a good time (also very drunk) and was just trying to entertain myself and you guys (my friends). Also, she expressed her interest in you almost immediately, well after she told me to pretend to be her best friend, if that guy came around. So you don't have to be sorry and have a good time in Vermont and I'll see you in a few months.

peace out.