See, this is where the conspiracy went wrong...

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[mmegaera]

You know, Obama's only two years younger than I am, and my (Louisiana) birth certificate is even more ugly than his is. It's just not fair.

BTW, could you pretty please put this under a cut? The big pics are wreaking havoc with people's FLs.

[carbonelle]

Unfortunately, because I find the entire "birther" conspiracy pointlessly bizarre (and vice versa), my (adopted) husband has a certificate like the one Pres. Obama has listing his (adopted) parents, new name, and place of birth.

It's an official, legal birth certificate all right--it just doesn't happen to have the people who actually engendered him on it!