FIC: every good boy does fine (mckay/sheppard if you've got the slash goggles on)

[bibliotech]

Title: Every Good Boy Does Fine [?format=light] [Ao3]
Author: bibliotech
Pairing: gen
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not mine, this never, ever happened, I don't own these characters. 100% fiction.
Summary: "Okay, this is going to sound crazy, but go with me on this one. I'm pretty sure that Elizabeth has been brainwashed to think she's my mom." Notes: So I says

Comments

[scififreak]

Poor, poor John. He must be so frustrated. *offers him an extra special Mrs. Fields cookie*

[bibliotech]

It's not easy being Sheppard!

[omglawdork]

It's okay, John - I get that feeling from Elizabeth re: you sometimes, too. Then again, you're usually *acting* like a child, so you probably deserve it.

Crap. There I go, talking to fictional people again.

(this was great. i love how rodney gets totally distracted at first by the mention of cookies, because he totally would be like "wait, cookies? there are cookies?" hee.)

[bibliotech]

Rodney has his priorities in order--other people's problems < food!

[omglawdork]

Truer words were never spoken. He's got his Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs down pat. It's one of his most endearing traits.

[geeklite]

Hahahaha. :)

[bibliotech]

I write the scariest things.

[lallybroch]

Dude, it is SICK how much I like getting name-checked. THANK YOU FOR HELPING WITH THAT.

[bibliotech]

YOU'RE FAMOUS ON THE INTERNETS

[lallybroch]

NOT AS FAMOUS AS YOU!

[bibliotech]

I AM UNKNOWN, I AM THE PHANTOM OF THE INTERNETS.

[dajaje]

Oh John, it's okay. *pats his head* You are a very good commander and everyone loves you. *kisses his forehead, hands him a lollipop and then gently shoves him toward the door* Go play...er TALK with Rodney like a good colonel.

Thank you for the warm fuzzies!

[bibliotech]

Hee, thank you!