FIC: Sex Ed, gen, sga, pg. pretty much all I write these days is crack.

[bibliotech]

Title: Sex Ed [?format=light]
Author: bibliotech
Pairing: none; gen.
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not mine, this never, ever happened, I don't own these characters. 100% fiction.
Summary: "I think this is the part where Carson gets a banana," Rodney offered. "Do we have anything that looks like a banana?" 500 words

Comments

[shetiger]

*dies*

[bibliotech]

I swear, I get the world's strangest ideas.

[infinimato]

your icon made me hurt something deep inside
from falling off the couch laughing

[reedfem]

*snicker*

Remember the Coneheads using them as chewing gum?

[bibliotech]

Oh, man! I haven't thought about that in years. I even liked the movie, as goofy as it was.

[randominity]

*dies*

I don't even know which is the funniest part. Maybe when John tries to agree with Teyla that children are a blessing! No, really! At least, he's heard they are! HILARITY.

[bibliotech]

I want an episode where John's all uncomfortable and going "No, really...I love kids...uh...okay."

[fresh_tart]

BWAHAHA. I don't normally read crackfic, but I'm so glad I was bored enough to click on the link (no offense). This was fantastic! You managed to keep them in-character despite the subject matter, and poor Carson! Lovely, just lovely :D

[bibliotech]

Hah, thanks! I have no idea where this came from, but it was fun to write.

[vegetariansushi]

I love you.

[bibliotech]

You don't love me, you just love tampon forts.

[vegetariansushi]

Are you judging me for loving tampon forts?

I DON'T EVEN USE TAMPONS, EVE.

[bibliotech]

Because you're too busy making forts out of them! And little maxi-pad rafts.